paul higgins
paul higgins is one directions fabulous tour manager! he doe s everything for the boys! when liam payne decides to take time off from being daddy direction paul steps in! without him…
-hard objects would be thrown on stage.
-louis tomlinson would wreck the stadiums
-harry styles would pour water on everyone and buy 1,000,000 cats
-zayn malik would never get out of bed
-niall horan would go onstage naked (thanks again paul. :/ jk)
-liam would spend the whole concert twitcamming instead of performing, in a batman costume
but he loves the boys and he loves the fans, especially the calm ones.
person 1 (fake fan): paul higgins is so mean. he wouldn’t let me hug zain or neil!
directioner: what did you say about paul???!?!?!?!?!
person 1: ya, i saw him yesterday! anyways he is so mea-
directioner: you saw paul higgins?!? (fan girls forever)
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