Paul Oakenfold


one of the greatest trance artists of the twenty-first century. uncanny resemblance to an unshaven, spikey-haired, cool-sauce mistar st-ssi. known best for his work with the global underground and other various alb-ms, including the soundtrack to the blockbuster action movie “swordfish” starring wolverine and that f-g from “battlefield earth”.

contrary to myth, paul oakenfold does not possess supernatural powers. however, he does cast trance magic when he is low on hit points (known best as a “limit break”).
paul oakenfold goes to oslo. forty swedes die in a freak “terribly good music” accident.
3 more definitions
1. a complete sellout.

2. owner of perfecto records

3. a poineering dj and the force that brought house music to the m-sses in the uk.

4. a once amazing, now highly overrated dj that has yet to update his severely aged sound

5. the perfect example of what happens to an artist once he/she makes m-ss amounts of money.
look at the fine print on “creamfields: paul oakenfold”. the track were simply compiled by him, not mixed.
the best trance dj ever. listen to his essential mix. it will change your life.
sp-ce live in ibiza is one of the best trance mixes i have ever heard. it will make you cry.
one of many djs who ruin electronic music for the world.
person with decent music taste: m-th-r eff paul oakenfold.

see also dj tiesto

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