Paul Worrilow
possibly the greatest udfa linebacker of all history. this guy led the the falcons in tackles in 2013, and will do it again in 3 more seasons.
he also saved a persons life he never met. he donated his stem cells to a lady with leukemia. hes a cl-ss act, unlike shytty aints players, who cheat and try to hurt people
also, hes the nfl version of the most interesting man in the world
paul doesnt tackle the running back, they just surrender and fall to him
paul is so good, the offensive line just lets him p-ss.
paul doesn’t sack qbs. he allows you to hit the turf.
when paul worrilow is on the the field, offenses choose to punt on first down
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