Paula Dean
verb: to smear b-tter and maple syrup on a woman and then lick it off.
in a male context would by to paula dan with a side of sausage.
amanda: hey jenny, why is your bed all sticky?
jenny: rob came over with an extra thing of mrs. b-tterworth’s and gave me a paula dean.
1 more definition
the act of melting b-tter between two partners having s-x in the missionary position and then using the excess b-tter to fry bacon
after paula deaning it this morning, so we invited our friends over for some of the leftovers.
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