Peanut Butter Wig
when someone deficates upon their partner’s head and proceeds to gently smear the fecal matter around their scalp.
the results are as if the individual was wearing a wig constructed from peanut b-tter, and is also deemed to be most enriching.
jeff: “i woke up today with an foul odour and my head stuck to the pillow!”
newfoundland: “oh my goodness! you’ve been given a peanut b-tter wig!”
jeff (gasping): “to twitter!”
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