Paulie Carbone

sh-t was so cash.
hey f-ggots,

my name is john, and i hate every single one of you. all of you are fat, r-t-rded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid -ss pictures. you are everything bad in the world. honestly, have any of you ever gotten any p-ssy? i mean, i guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. this is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

don’t be a stranger. just hit me with your best shot. i’m pretty much perfect. i was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. what sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn j-panese people”? i also get straight a’s during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (she just blew me; sh-t was so cash). you are all f-ggots who should just kill yourselves. thanks for listening.

pic related: it’s me and my b-tch.

rip paulie carbone

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