Paul’s Uncle


paul’s uncle is a non-fictional person. he is what you claim to be a g-d. he is what you call the ultimate uncle. you will always hear things about paul’s uncle amongst your friends.
guy 1: dude i just learned ninjitsu from my dad.
guy 2: paul’s uncle is ninjitsu
guy 1: oh d-mn
one who has done everything and owns anything you can think of.
guy 1: dude! i wish i had a teleportation device
guy 2: paul’s uncle owns one.
guy 1: typical.

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