Pauser


has two definitions,

1) meaning “one who pauses”
2)the opposite of a player-a man who doesn’t manipulate or trick people. he also has long-lasting and meaningful relationships with women.
1)

person 1: i gotta pee.
-presses pause b-tton on remote-
person 2: you pauser.

2)

male: h-llo, i do not manipulate or trick people & i also take pride in having long lasting relationships with woman.
female: nahh. you’re such a pauser. i want a man who disrespects me and takes me for granted.
male: ):

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