pav
complete champion, uber in bed, sooooo smart
“pav is the man, b–tch”
“the best there is, was and ever will be.”
to stick a finger up a girls -rs- announced.
i crept up behind her on the dance floor and went in for the pav.
also known as pav, pavin, pavindeep or pav-low
she’s an extreamly awsome girl from the uk.
“yo pav, your so awsome 🙂 ”
most awesomest girl in the uk ever..a level no one can reach!
‘daaaaaaaaaaaaaymm..that girl is nearly a pav!’
pav was created one cold winter night in the old good #blindblade (after the fall of overkill)
in its purest form it stands for; p-ssy -ss virgin. however in some cases it relates to; paki -ss virgin
garren: hey chick want to go on a double date with my catless friend greeny? | some hot chick: who that guy? nah he looks like a pav | garren: lmf–ooooo
it is what shakespeare would name the modern day romeo and juliet.
it is where two lovers criss crossed in a connecticut cool summer night.
it is where cupid shot its arrow of love.
it is where aphrodite, the goddess of love, matched them.
it is where pa meets her v.
it is where love is first tested.
it is the first three letters of the word “pavo” meaning “turkey” in spanish.
“i want to bear my children with you”
“we’ll be pav forever”
“and they will have blue eyes”
pav (pediatric -ssault vehicle): clumsy, overgrown, overpriced stroller or baby carriage favored by yuppies as visible evidence of how much they care for the children they typically leave in the care of underpaid and overworked illegal-immigrant nannies. coined by bill marsano, 2004
“she’s a typical park slope breeder–a self-important mommy menace who’ll knock you into the street with her pav and then act as if it’s all your fault.”
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