Pavelskiing
the act of pulling down your pants and attempting to suck your own p-n-s in the middle of a sporting event, theatrical performance, or any other event where you are somewhat the focus of attention. in the act of pavelskiing, the pavelskier will attempt to pavelski in a non-discrete location, however all audience members will notice the person attempting to suck their own p-n-s because they are in the middle of an event where many people are focused in on them. the act of pavelskiing is named after joe pavelski, a san jose sharks player, who was the first person to attempt such an act.
person 1- “hey did you just see that goal?!?”
person 2- “no i did not see that goal, nor did anyone else, because i was too busy watching the goalie pavelskiing. he was trying so hard but just couldn’t get his own p-n-s into his mouth.”
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