Pavement Fairy
british navy slang dating from around the first world war. a pavement fairy is the name for a prost-tute or woman of easy virtue. the pavement part comes from these women having ‘beats’ on the pavement of a particular street, whilst the fairy has nothing to do with h-m-s-xualirty, but possibly derives from cinderella’s fairy g-dmother who makes wishes come true.
there’s a rude version of the irish folk song ‘the spanish lady’ that mentions it:
as i walked into plymouth city,
union street it was late at night,
there did i see a pavement fairy
washing her sn-tch in the pale moonlight,
first she washed it then she dried it
over a fire of red hot coal
in all my life i ne’er did see
so much singed hair round a dirty great hole.
joe’s out on the razzle tonight, but he’s goin’ for the pavement fairy first before he gets too p-ssed.
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