pavement oyster
when one caughs up chest phlegm and deposits it on the ground, by way of spitting.
“mind your step, there’s a pavement oyster!”
human gonads for culinary use.
when the chimp escaped, dad’s pavement oysters were served to the zoo.
s-xy,crazy poster on the living end board
pavementoyster is rocking
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