Pavloved
1. to become the victim of routine so much so as to become brain washed and maintain the same habits despite a change in one’s environment.
2. to be trained to do something that doesn’t make sense akin to being hypnotized.
1. every morning i drive down to the corner of park and main only to stare find a vacant building. man ever since they moved that dunkin’ donuts i’ve just been pavloved.
2. jim: every day when dwight logs out of his computer i’ve offered him a mint so today i didn’t.
dwight logs out and we hear the windows log out sound. dwight holds out his hand.
jim: why are you holding out your hand?
dwight: i don’t know…and my mouth tastes really bad and not minty.
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