Paw Patrol
the tv show for kids that teaches them that they too, can break the laws of physics.
kid:”mommy? can i jump off the roof? i won’t get hurt if the paw patrol can’t get hurt from it…”
mom: “well, if the paw patrol is okay from it, than you will be too. go right ahead.”
kid jumps off the roof and should’ve snapped his/her neck and died. but didn’t…
thanks physics <:'(
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