Pawblandy
tim pawblandy was governor of minnesota for 8 years. during that time, his most notable achievement was that he was not a former professional wrestler.
upon leaving office, he promptly threw his hat into the us presidential race, rising as high as last place among his fellow republican nominees.
pollster: on a scale of 1 to 5, how would you rate tim pawlenty?
respondent: who?
pollster: what about tim pawblandy?
respondent: let’s go with a 2.
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