Pawmpus
the act of telling your “bro” that you are lifting weights or “pumping iron”. or telling a none female acquaintance that you are about to hit up the gym and shred some plates.
caller a: “phone rings” watup
caller b: hey man you want to go get some burgers and fries?
caller a: naw man i am about to pawmpus
caller b: aight man i know you eat 45 pound plates for breakfast hit me up later.
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