Pawn Monkey
any individual who “hangs around” a p-wn shop solely for entertainment purposes and believes they are equally entertaining. can also be an individual that frequents p-wn shops so that they may dazzle everyone with their vast knowledge of all things from tools to tiaras. they are always wrong about everything.
clerk one: “you know that guy?”
clerk two: “yea, that’s just bob. he’s one of our usual p-wn monkeys. try to ignore him”
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