Pawn Zombie
those ppl who stand outside my p-wn shop before we open, or after we close, beating on the door and trying it every 5 seconds trying to get in. we call them “p-wn zombies” because their antics resemble those of your typical movie zombie from a george romero flick. these guys are usualy cracked out or messed up on something and just cant wait 2 p-wn their junk for a few bucks so they can go down the street and get a fix.
{2 guys running reports before we open the p-wn shop}
guy 1: hey, somone is at the door. holy sh-t man they are trying to brek in!
guy 2: naw man, those are just a p-wn zombie. thier harmless. just point at your watch, shake your head, and smile.
guy 1: whew, hes realy tryin that door man. sure everythings cool?
guy 2: ya hes cool. hes just twitchin for a fix, he thinks the door is magicaly going too open the more he tries it.
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