Paxton Lemons
the scariest man alive, in his free time, he rapes girls. first he tickles their b–bs, then he asks them if he can borrow their phone charger. the girl goes upstairs to get it, while he is alone, he m-st-rb-t-s all over the couch. he throws her on the ground and barfs in her mouth. she enjoys this very much and throws a party with her friends. they all come over and watch as paxton melests them. paxton is probably the best person you ill ever meet he always knows how to get the girls.
paxton lemons is hot! i want him to pinch my booti.
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