peanut butter on toast
the act of feeding your partner peanuts an hour or so before -n-l s-x, a good hard pounding will make the halfway digested peanuts come back out their mouth like soft serve ice cream. it is important for this to be done near a toaster or with toast on hand so the poundee can “soft serve” the pb on the bread before handing it to the pounder for consumption. note: wait only 1 half hour if chunky pb is desired.
” man i sure am full after having that peanut b-tter on toast my cellmate made for me.”
Read Also:
- Pecan Jammy
two pecan sandy cookies with jam smeared between them. you can thank me later. with the threat of nuclear warfare looming, the korean conflict was finally resolved through the diplomatic use of a pecan jammy.
- peltch
n. a cyst impregnated in a man so as to create a man-fupa “i’m going to stagle your peltch so hard!”
- Penis Bucket
a male that attracts multiple of other h-m-s-xual men. “omg, look at w-lly, hes a total p-n-s bucket, all the gay guys want to jump on him!”
- penis garbage
the lint and other crud that gathers around the head of your p-n-s. also ball hair nasty. that guys p-n-s garbage kept me flossin’ for days…
- penis inferiority complex
what white boys have. that’s why p-n-s enhancement ads are always targeted towards white boys. ever see a p-n-s enhancement ad with anyone but a white boy in it? nope cause they all have p-n-s inferiority complex and will buy that sh-t up.