Paxtoning
someone who comes to your home uninvited, only to have them fall asleep randomly during odd times. for example while playing a board game, watching a movie, watching a movie in a movie theater, during a conversation, during a five minute drive to an ihop, while looking up superd-ckery, while eating a sandwich, while on the toilet, so much so that you can play ring toss on a cup on his head.
their sleeping is so bad that trying to wake them becomes impossible and results in literally throwing them out the door.
wow my uncle d-ck is always coming over, and paxtoning on me.
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