payday


as per the john waters film a dirty shame, a payday is an unflushed t-rd.
“a payday is an unflushed t-rd, hence my name. i used to defecate in public restrooms . . . and never flushed the toliet.”
when something is positive or good that excites you and/or makes you happy and satisfied.
that sh-t’s payday son!
a gargantuant p-n-s with a layer of large b-mps around the shaft.
don’t touch my pay day, its for my girlfriend!
to loose your mind; go crazy; go nuts; a reference to the candy bar that chock-ful-o’ nuts
when i told gidget that i saw her boyfriend dirk kissing a cheerleader, she went all pay-day on me
while having s-x with a girl just before you’re about to come you run to the girls purse and release the -j-c-l-t- into it while simultaneously shouting “payday!”
dave, “hey man i heard you were hanging out with krissie last night.” curtis, “yeah dude it was her payday for sure.”

jeff, “man, i gave sara the biggest payday last night!” dave, “d-mn she’s probably never going to call your -ss again”
when all of the ghettos ho’s show up with 4-6 nigglettes at the n-gg-s temp job to put them on a guilt trip and try to score some money.
come on y’all we gone see yo daddies at werk, come on fool it’s pay day!
one of the livest games to come out of milton bradley’s board game line since topple
me and lacourteous was finna play payday when bof we aunts made us go to aldi and search for the cheapest sales on good n’ plenty

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