payhole
payhole (pey hole) noun. a body orifice used to earn money, i.e. a mouth, v-g-n-, -n-s, nostrils or ears.
d-ck- oh, stick it in your payhole, jane.
jane- which one?
d-ck- how many payholes do you have?
jane- seven.
d-ck- wtf?! you do not!
jane- (counting off her fingers.) p-ssy is one, -sshole is two, mouth is three, right ear is four, left ear is five, right nostril is six, left nostril makes seven.
d-ck- how much do you charge for a nostrilf-ck?
jane- right or left?
d-ck- is there a difference?
jane- righty tighty, lefty loosey, as daddy used to say.
d-ck- your daddy is a sick f-ck.
jane- that must be why i’m with you, d-ck.
d-ck- you know how much i hate it when you’re smarter than me.
jane- ohhhh, so that’s why you’re always trying to f-ck my brains out. and i thought you liked me.
d-ck- get real. i’m only with you because you give great nose. c’mere, you.
(snorting noises, laughter)
d-ck- that was awesome!!!
jane- i do what i can.
d-ck- i want to take you home to meet mom.
jane- what’s she like?
d-ck- well, her left nostril is a lot bigger than her right one…
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