payness


payness is the ghetto izzo clan version of the word p-n-s, which refers to a mans happy zone located beneath his pants.
my payness is bigga then youz.
dude , ma payness got hit by thiss shee, it no happy no mo’.
means “p-n-s”. (prounounced: pay-ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.
“the ecksbawks will shove its mighty payness into the sony’s ps3” – ss

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