Payney


a ‘payney’ is a s-xual beast, often seen in the east riding of yorkshire. he lies in wait for his prey and seduces them, taking them back to his love chamber. payney has been known to hunt in the middle of the night, at the height of his s-xual instincts.
i saw a payney in mile end park yesterday

i was seduced by payney

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