Payson
an amazing friend who is a pleasure to be around. a very athletic person who mostly plays lacrosse. he is very intelligent and loves to read. a very shy and quiet person who is never really the leader. he’s also very kind, loyal, and funny once you get to know him. he can have his stupid moments, but it is always worth it in the end. payson is one of the greatest people i have ever met :]
payson is bad-ss, it is just common sence.
small redneck infested town, overly populated by illegal aliens.
redneck: think im’a play muh gee-tar, maybe one of them nice feller’s right there will join me with some maraca’s.yee dawgy!
alien: si.chi-wah wah. lalalalal.
redneck:payson’s purdy darn neat, got me some maraca playin fellers, and they’ll even mow muh lawn. yee haw!
super s-xy talented laxer
teammate 1- hey did you see payson out on the field today?
teammate 2- omg i know she is sooo good! i wish i was as skilled at the art of laxing as she is!
teammate 3- ditto! but thats like physically impossible. shes that amazing.
all three teammates- -sigh-
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