Payton Manning
to stick a regulation sized nfl football in your v-g-n- (females only) or -n-s (either s-x) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy
man 1: “hey, man 2, you wanna do the payton manning?”
man 2: “no man, my b-tt isn’t loose, you should do it with sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”
sally: “he’s right”
payton manning is a looser, b-tch, and a choke artist.
payton manning is a huge choke artist. he ranks up there with tony dungy, scott norwood, bill buckner,thurman thomas, and alex rodriguez as guys who just could not win the big game. 4 years at tennessee and he couldn’t win manning leaves and the vols r champs. how about those 4 turnovers against the pats in the afc championship game. when the kicker gets drunk and talks about u that says it all
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