Pazooki

a game in which one playing member attempts to slap another playing member in the face after saying, “pazooki!” if somebody says pazooki and then fails to slap the other person across the face, that slap becomes live for five minutes, during which time any playing member can slap any other playing member without needing to say pazooki. this game is a great way to have fun with your friends at appropriate times and extraordinarily p-ss off the person you are “pazooki-ing” if you do so at an inappropriate time
example one:

person one: pazooki, b-tch! (slap)

person two: g-dd-mn it… pazooki right back on you, -sshole! (slaps, but misses)

person one: you missed, that slap is live for five minutes… (slap)

example two:

person one: pazooki, b-tch! (slap)

person two: dude, my parents just died! you are an -sshole for pazooki-ing me right now!

person one: …
a hurried act of consumption, initially named after a hot dessert, where a food order arrives and is consumed before the individual that ordered said dessert is able to partake in its sweet or savory goodness. typically, the meal is brought and consumed while purchaser steps away for a quick phone call to his sorry–ss girlfriend, or the bean dip ordered and eaten prior has slid through to persons small intestines thus causing a long and unexpected restroom break. the purchaser of consumed food will likely voice some distress but understand the retribution for absence at time of food arrival.
don’t pazooki the rest of my birthday cake!

i swear i had some chinese food leftovers…who the h-ll pazookied my fridge?

steve’s not looking, lets pazooki the h-ll out out of his shrimp c-cktail.