Pazuzu
pazuzu is the demon which features in the exorcist movies and books.
in sumerian and akkadian mythology, pazuzu was the king of the demons of wind, and son of the god hanbi. for the sumerians he also represented the southwestern wind, the bearer of storms.
pazuzu is often depicted with the body of a man but with the head of a lion or dog, talons instead of feet, two pairs of wings, the tail of a scorpion and a serpentine p-n-s. he is also depicted with the right hand upward, and the left hand downward; the position of the hands means life and death, or creation and destruction.
pazuzu is the demon of the south-west wind that was known for bringing droughts and famine during dry seasons, and locusts during rainy seasons. pazuzu was invoked in amulets aimed at fighting against the powers of the malicious goddess lamashtu, who was believed to cause harm to mother and child during childbirth. pazuzu is also a demon who protected humans against plague and evil forces.
ancient middle eastern divinity who becomes a demon in the exorcist franchise. best pr-nounced in a low-pitched, gravelly, strangled sort of voice followed by at least three short laughs in the same tone.
i am pazuzu, ha-ha-ha. i am a mean son of a b-tch of a devil, but then i screw it all up by protecting expectant mothers.
a genetically-created gargoyle from the futurama episode “teenage mutant leela’s hurdles.” can be used as a jubilant explaination or a war cry of sorts.
(calling out randomly)
“pazuzu! pazuuuuuuzuuuuuu!!”
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