PBP

an abbreviation standing for phantom ball pain. pbp is a sudden pain in one or both t-st-cl-s for no particular reason. pbp can happen at any time and can range from a mild ache to intense pain. pbp is normal in post-p-b-scent males and does not require medical attention unless it occurs frequently.
i was about to put a gallon of milk in my grocery cart when pbp struck and i dropped it on the floor. what a mess.
in some cases it means ‘point blank period’
mickey- why are you breaking up with me…?

stacey- u cheated on me, i dont want you anymore pbp!! thats it!!
acronym for “peanut b-tter pie”. riding a stolen vehicle through large puddles of mud (thus resembling peanut b-tter), generally in empty urban sp-ces (alleys, beneath bridges, etc.), then smoking marijuana in the vehicle with the windows open, forming white smoke clouds that resemble whipped cream. often, other snack foods are involved (to tend to the post-high munchies), such as chips or candy.
steve: hey man, you want to go to the opera tonight?
ronald: naw, let’s go pbp instead!
steve: good thinking! i still have pringles and jolly ranchers left over from last time!
posessed by p-b-rty.
describes a 12-14 year old boy who’s just hit p-b-rty, but it hit him like a truck. tiny wisp of a mustache, long linky body, cracky voice, awkward manner, quiet, etc.
person one: “d-mn, that kid has the most squeaky annoying voice. what the f-ck is with that mustache thing?”

person two: “he’s pbp.”
pbp – personal b-tch problem. used when some f-cker is b-tching about some personal type sh-t n-body gives two flying f-cks about.
f-ckhead: my body armor doesn’t work…
me: sounds like one of them there pbps. yo btw you f-ckeeeeddddd son, in a bad way. hope you got your affairs in order.
pot belly p-ssy or pot bellied p-ssy occurs when the upper pelvic area above the p-ssy is incredibly fat and bulges out in the most obvious and disgusting manner possible. also known as fupa.
“d-mn that is some pbp, that b-tch should not have worn sweatpants!”
p-ss-es behind poles:

a world of warcraft term for people (usually healers) in arenas who’s playstyle is hiding constantly behind poles away from enemy line of sight almost the entire fight.
a poor excuse of claiming to be pvping, and realistically is a peasant cl-ss fighting style.

common defense against this insult would be “but its a strategy!” ..
strategies comes in different skill levels.. demonstrating pbping just shows your calibre as a pvper.
for the good players out there, if you pbp, dont let your ego excuse you of this fact, for a good pvper can still heal, or do whatever, without the need to pbp.

if it leads you to lose your battles, then at least you lose with honour, instead of winning, a nub…
a 2v2 battle on nagrand arena, where a pally just sits behind the pole, leaving his warrior out there beating the enemy, and only comes out to clease, and heal, before retreating back to his pole.

the enemy decides to chase after the pally, but the pally, using his pbp instincts, naturally just runs around the pole, to avoid getting hit, and if he gets a chance, runs behind the next pole.

warrior takes one enemy down, but even with one opponent left, pally still sits behind the pole… waiting for his warrior to slowly beat the last enemy down.

they win the fight..and inside the pally’s mind, hes thinking “oh yeh! we owned them. we’re so good”.

pffft….. bl–dy pbp, l2pvp

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