peach muffin

1. a particularly pink, hairless v-g-n-. usually lacking pubic hair, these specimens are a rare sight to behold and should be savored with the utmost care. tastes better after a visit to the pastry shop. beware, frequent indulgence may lead to m-ffin munchies.

2. euphemism for v-g-n-.

3. a b-ttermilk m-ffin garnished with peaches.
example 1: aj: dude-bro, so jess invited me to this pastry shop yesterday and kept raving about their m-ffins.

tony: haha wtf , please tell me you munched her m-ffin!
aj: i’m getting to that you halfwit…so after we had our fill of confections, her sly little self took me to a condo she was house sitting….
tony: d-mn dude what did y’all do?
aj: we never got to third base, but we did everything leading to it…i swear man, the gods have gifted her with a peach m-ffin….it tasted so sweet.
tony: *snickers* all hail aj, m-ffin man in the flesh…. conqueror of peach m-ffins!
aj: stfu you nerd.

example 2: jeff: say seth, have you ever tasted a peach m-ffin?
seth: ew dude peaches are gross!
seth’s girlfriend: *slaps seth silly* you -sshole! you told me you didn’t mind the taste
jeff: i knew you were a h-m-.
seth: wtf! how was i supposed to know what that meant.
seth’s girlfriend: read the urban dictionary for once!!
jeff: yeah dumb-ss!

example 3: sam told sally and jim that he was going to get peach m-ffins from the local bakery. jim said he hated peaches and prefers kolaches. sally was thrilled that she got to eat peach m-ffins with her best friend sam yet she also would like a kolache. sam and sally went to the bakery together. jim is no longer friend with sam.