Peacock Block


to run in a room with a bag of doritos yelling something loud. this causes the guy to leave and the girls to stay with the “peac-ck blocker.”
madison: “what happened with you, megan, and victoria last night?”

tate: “nothing at all, brad ran in and peac-ck blocked me, so i ended up sleeping on the couch.”
a method of c-ck blocking whereby a male will knowingly suggest another male wear unattractive clothing by telling him the clothing is actually attractive, thereby preventing the “blockee” from attracting females and giving the “blocker” better odds of attracting a mate.
male #1: “why is jimmy wearing an ed hardy hat, t-shirt and jacket all at the same time?”

male #2: “because i told him to.”

male #1: “you totally peac-ck blocked him!”
a gay man who prevents a straight man from scoring s-xually with a woman.
man, i can’t believe it. i was hanging out with katie last night, and my gay roommate derek wanted to come along. we were getting along great, but derek kept acting like a sad little puppy dog and was pulling the attention away from me. he peac-ck blocked me!

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