peanut butter and jelly
peanut b-tter, creamy or chunky, put on a piece of white bread. then on the other slice of bread you spread a nice thick layer of jelly, any flavor you prefer. slap the two pieces of bread together, with the jelly and peanut b-tter facing eachother, and get ready for an orgy of flavors in your mouth.
yo n-gg- this be the best m-th- f-ckin pb&j sandwich i eva tasted!!! woooo woooo!!!! lets go kill some whities!!!
the most amazing thing.
1/4 cup”jiff” peanut b-tter.
2 slices cheap white bread.
1/4 cup “smuckers” any flavored jelly.
bombdiggity.
“bubble bubble bubbly”
-inhale
“keep it goin, keep it goin, its still cherried!”
exhale-
“dude, i’m hungry..”
“peanut b-tter and jelly??”
“hahaha, yeah.”
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
mmmmmmmm.
two best friends who are really close!
we are so closer peanut b-tter and jelly are jealous!
peanut b-tter and jelly is a majestic s-x alternative. you start by getting head from a lady. you then take sh-t from your own -ss and wipe in on her face. she will then be very angry with you so you punch her in the nose causing it to bleed over her sh-tty face. this gives the perception of brown peanut b-tter and red strawberry jelly.
tony gave lisa an extreme peanut b-tter and jelly last night!
a form of diarrhea that is divided evenly between runny, light brown hued sh-t, and bl–dy mucous which, in the correct proportions, produce a substance that is near identical in all but taste and smell to the inside of a toasted peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich. peanut b-tter and jellies are sneaky, disguising themselves as an innocent fart until it’s too late. this covert sh-t often creates an -sscrack which is absolutely overflowing in this sh-t/blood combination, aptly nicknamed a “peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich”.
peanut b-tter and jelly emits a stench so foul that direct inhalation may cause extensive nerve and spinal damage and, in rare cases, may lead to compulsive vomiting in the presence of actual toasted peanut b-tter and jelly sandwiches. exercise extreme caution when dealing with a pb&j, and make sure to wear safety goggles at all times.
yeah sorry i couldn’t make it last night. i had a nasty peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich and was up into the wee hours of the morning cleaning up.
two people who are gonna be “forever”… like peanut and jelly…
“we are like peanut b-tter and jelly
a nice car that has tan interior and purple grape exterior
my car is candy purple(jelly0 and tan(b-tter) on the inside
so its peanut b-tter and jelly
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