peanut butter bandit

/pee-nutt/b-tt-aer/band-et/

noun: peanut b-tter bandit; plural noun: peanut b-tter bandits; plural noun: plural noun: peanut b-tter banditti(group of three or more persons)

1. any person(typically of the male gender), regardless of guilt or intent, whom at any given time is suspected, or excused of physical partic-p-tion in an act involving the use of peanut b-tter, or a peanut b-tter-like product as a means, or a rouse to encourage, or lure a non-human mammal(typically a dog) for the purpose of having it engage in licking the person’s genatalia in order to intentionally result in excitement, arousal, and/or s-xual pleasure.
“phil goes everywhere with that dog, i bet he’s a peanut b-tter bandit.”

synonyms: animal-mouth-raper, l-ssie-jammer, fido-f-cker, doghouse-sandwich-maker, lonely-canine-tickler, low-down-dirty-rotten-p-b-and-jim-wiggler, puppy-innocence-looter, b-tter-mugger, dog-snout-peanut-gangster

verb
gerund or present participle: peanut b-tter banditoing

1. to describe, or relate the occurrence of a person as being a peanut b-tter bandit.
“hey, i think phil has been peanut b-tter banditoing with that dog of his.”

2. interogative: relating the occurrence of a person as being a peanut b-tter bandit.
“hey phil, you havn’t been peanut b-tter banditoing with that dog of yours, have you?
“so, as it turns out, phil was just depressed, and not in fact the peanut b-tter bandit i accused him of being.”