Peanut Butter Penis
this is a s-xual action you perform on someone who is highly allergic to peanuts. about an hour before you have s-x, take standard peanut b-tter and spread it over your entire p-n-s. next wash off the peanut b-tter so that it is not visible, but the residue still remains. then you have s-x with the special individual, who will not notice right away, but the next morning she will feel very uncomfortable. when she checks herself out she will see a large rash in her v-g-n-l area from the peanuts and think that you gave her herpies.
“hey i heard you had s-x with loreah last night!”
“yeah, she has an allergy to peanuts so i gave her the peanut b-tter p-n-s!”
“haha no way…blllllattttt!!”
when you slather peanutb-tter all over your throbbing p-n-s and let your dog lick it off.
“hey man wanna try a peanutb-tter p-n-s”?
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