Samtionary


a collection of normally incoherent words, phrases, and actions that have come into use due to the idiosyncrasies common in certain individuals such as the village idiot, who can be cl-ssified as samish or the like.
wow samantha, i can’t believe you jumped off that thing. see, you got hurt! that was so stupid, and that…whatever it was you yelled, thats for sure going in the samtionary!

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