Peanut Butter Slip Jack
the act of having your girl lick a generous helping of peanut b-tter off your junk, leaving behind a tacky lubricant. you then slam your d-ck into the first available hole and jackhammer it like an old sidewalk.
she walked funny for days after i gave her the peanut b-tter slip jack.
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