Shitting on my dick
used when somebody else is or may be f-cking with you.
joe: “bro where’s the cheesecake?”
jamal: “gone.”
joe: “are you sh-tting on my d-ck?”
jamal: “no dude.”
doctor: “it appears you have stage 9 cancer and will probably die soon.”
patient: “seriously?”
doctor: “naw just sh-tting on your d-ck.”
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