peanut butter swirl
when a man and a woman are having s-xual intercourse and there is a need for lubrication. time is scarce, although there is a tub of jiff’s peanut b-tter on the counter. the female’s v-g-n- is filled with peanut b-tter–oozing out. the man -j-c-l-t-s inside her–creating the “peanut b-tter swirl”.
jenna: help! we have no lube!
stewart: i have my trusty tub of jiff’s on the counter that tubsy gave me!
jenna: mm, extra crunchy?
stewart: as always!
jenna: i always love me a good peanut b-tter swirl!
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