Peanut Scale
a measure to quantify the unwillingness to have s-x with another individual. by “taking the peanut” over a s-xual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and p-ssed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. this scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). the next level on the peanut scale is to succ-mb to eating someone else’s peanut. this secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, ennio used the peanut scale and contemplated taking the peanut over the option of banging her. ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s -ss rather than to f-ck her. alessandro chose the girl…
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