Peanut Shark


when the surf is to epic to paddle in for a restroom break and a surfer needs to sh-t he pulls down his/hers boardshorts, leans over their board and pinches off a fat t-rd. it is customary to only drop peanut sharks a minimum of 100 feet from other surfers and never on the inside break so it is not to smack other surfers in the face when paddling out.
1. hey bro look out, peanut shark on the inside!

2. i saw a beached peanut shark on the sh-r- today.

3. i totally just ran a gnarly peanut shark over.

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