an abandoned abused dog rescued and t-tled the most ugliest dog ever
james – hey, look up on google images “peanut the dog ”
jacon – james, you have scared me for the rest of my life
- pushing corn
getting your girlfriend to load up on cream corn and then when she tries to sh-t, you f-ck it back up her -ss. i took my girl to eat mexican food. the next morning, i rolled her over , dropped her panties and started pushing corn
to throw a bag of wheat at someone you strongly dislike jenni yelled “you suck!” while wheatbagging me.
- b*tch *ss snake
word given to irrelevant sl-tty women like kat who are snakes and untrustworthy wh-r-s only trying to act relevant. large number of them, like kat, tend to be meth heads. d-mn, that woman is surely a b-tch -ss snake
- funko frotteur discount
the practice of giving a price cut on a funko character doll that has been taken out of the box and extensively handled and or has come into contact with a p-n-s. “you have a nice funko collection!” “thank you, my grandpa didn’t wear pants in the store and so i got the funko frotteur […]
obese man who sits behind a computer all day. mazzapotamus only has online friends.