peanutwhale
a s-xual act whereby the person (a male) tries to stretch out his p-n-s and bend it backwards to insert it into his own -n-s. also known as auto–n-lingus or self–n-lingus.
in a fit of s-xual h-m–erotic frustration, ethan desperately tried to peanutwhale himself one lonely night.
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