pearl bag
the male equivalent of blue waffle disease often found in female genitalia, common symptoms that effect men include swollen and often pale wart-like growths on the t-st-c-ls, hence, pearl bag
ahhh lad he had to swerve work, his b-ll-cks kicked off like a bad pearl bag, even the doctor can’t be -rs-d
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