Pearl G-String


a skilled way of performing the fine art of creampie. when you pull out, you have to m-ssage your pearl babies up and down (i.e. from cl-t to crack). when finished, a pearl string bikini can look really nice with a pearl necklace to match.
joe: wanna go to the beach?
ashley: yeah sure, but i don’t have anything to wear.
joe: oh don’t worry about it, i can make you a pearl tubetop and a matching pearl g-string in no time.

–joe & ashley later got kicked off the beach when her pearl 2-top bikini was spotted by lifeguards.–

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