Pearl Jammed
when one is listening to a pearl jam song or is merely reminded of one of their songs, and is unable to get said song and/or eddie vedder’s voice out of their head. this state can last anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks, depending on which pearl jam song it is.
note: this is also applicable to any song from temple of the dog, especially hunger strike.
ex. 1
broface 1: “dude, why do you keep humming evenflow?”
broseph 2: playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, “my bad bra, i heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then i have been pearl jammed by it.”
ex. 2
brobarian 1 : “anna nicole’s mama said that i won’t wanna see anna fall down again. and the wizard . . .”
brobot 2: interrupts ” dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of yellow ledbetter?”
brobarian 1: “yeah, it has been pear jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. i’ve been seeking professional council for it.”
when -n-l beads are lodged in ones -n-s and requires a third party removal.
i got pearl jammed and cant make it to the game.
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