pearl moustache


derived from the popular pearl necklace in which a man -j-c-l-t-s on a woman’s neck, a pearl moustache consists of a man depositing s-m-n on a woman’s upper lip, creating a pearly-white moustache of sorts.

this act requires a deft control of one’s w-ng in order to not just perform your average facial. only the most talented of w-ngsmen have mastered the pearl moustache.
inexperienced w-ngsman: yeah so i attempted a pearl moustache last night on tayfondah and i couldn’t move fast enough. what a mess it was!

experienced w-ngsman: n00b…

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