Pearl vision
noun: when you are having doggie style s-x and at the last minute, the male pulls out and c-ms in his hand. the male then taps the woman on her shoulder. when she turns around, the male hurls his handful of creamy goodness into the woman’s eyes. this will blind her, simulating the same conditions one experiences during a blizzard
derek: yo maleek you get that waitress last night?
maleek: h-ll yea. i hit that sh-t behind the dumpster and gave her pearl vision!
derek: nice!!!
note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.
instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
man 1: guess what i did last night?
bro 2: what?
man 1: i gave me girl the ol’ pearl vision.
bro 2: man that’s a double entendre!
that be when you give some sl-t a facial when you bust, then she has got j-zz all in her eyes.
chicks hate the pearl vision:
but they gotta respect it.
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