pearly mess

when a man unexpectedly c-ms in a girls mouth, you tickle her, she laughs, then dribbles the pearly mess all over her neck/chest
i gave that nasty b-tch a pearly mess then told her to clean that sh-t up. she didn’t laugh after that.

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