Pecan Blessing
a pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman’s br–sts then going about by rubbing his unshaven t-st-cl-s in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the t-st-cl-s dry of his urine.
“my girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off”
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